Alamo Fast Draw

A Fast Draw Gunfighter Joke

A young kid in the Old West was looking to be the fastest gunfighter alive.
While sitting in a saloon one evening, he spotted an old graybeard man who had a reputation of having been the greatest gunfighter of his day. The kid saddled up to the old man and told him of his dream. The old man looked him up and down and said, “I have a suggestion that’s sure to help.”
“Tell me, tell me!” said the kid.
“Tie the bottom of your holster lower down on
your leg.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?”
“You damn right it will,” said the old man.
The kid did what he was told, drew his gun, and neatly shot the bow tie off the piano player.
“Wow, that really helped! Got any more suggestions?”
“Yeah: If’n you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun will slide out a lot faster.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?”
“You damn right.”
The kid did as he was told, his fast draw was now, lightning quick, as he shot a cuff link off the piano player.
“This is really helping me out! Is there anything else you can share with me?”
“Just one more thing,” said the old-timer. “Get that can of axle grease over there in the corner and rub it all over your gun.” The kid did not hesitate and immediately started rubbing the grease on the gun barrel.

“No, no, the whole gun,” said the graybeard old man. “Handle and everything.”                                        “Will that make me a better gunfighter?”
“Not likely, boy. But when Wyatt Earp gets finished playing that piano, he’s gonna shove that gun up your ass, and this way it won’t hurt so much.”

It may not be the exact way I heard the joke but it is close and I like the joke so here it is! Maybe I have a worped since of humor but I can't help it.    LLedslinger

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